i-hate-the-beach:

hentai-ass:

missdanidaniels:

w0tdaactualfuck:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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What even the fuck?

Holy shit!!!

Breaking up with bae like

AS IF HAHAHA. THIS GIRL LIVES REALLY NEAR ME IT WAS LOCAL NEWS EVERYONE KNOWS HAHA.


kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?


tokinntumbln:

the-maddabber:

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

This shouldn’t even have to happen. It shouldn’t have ever gotten to this point

so proud of Cali right now

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off


atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

"Surprisingly, I love one quality about myself. I absolutely don’t give a fuck what others say or think about me."
- Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

buttcheekpalmkang:

Baltimore Ravens wide Receiver Steve Smith, Sr. taking shots at Ray Rice.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

i won’t lie

i am in fact an “attention whore”

i need to feel like i actually matter to people

i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person

i need to feel like there are people who love me

because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself

    Waitress:do you have any questions about the menu?
    Me:what kind of font is this?